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leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 8l-l@! Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:33 pm
1.A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
2.Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours
3.A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why???????
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
2.Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours
3.A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why???????
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
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another joke here
by Aj_ZonE Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:43 am
Mari got married and had 9 children. Soon after the last child was born
her husband died. After some months, she remarried and with him, she had another 11 children.
Then as Maria died of old age, people gather at her funeral. The priest looked at Maria and said, "At least, they're finally together."
A man standing next to the priest asked, "Excuse me, but do you mean
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
her husband died. After some months, she remarried and with him, she had another 11 children.
Then as Maria died of old age, people gather at her funeral. The priest looked at Maria and said, "At least, they're finally together."
A man standing next to the priest asked, "Excuse me, but do you mean
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
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Re: leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by suziena Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:10 pm
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ????,
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
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Re: leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cuty Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:41 pm
hehe senorira nice one hehe
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Re: leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by senorita Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:10 pm
suziena, u got a nice joke.. hehe wat a way to propose without any fear of rejection..hehe
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Re: leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 8l-l@! Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:54 am
tei ta ma pani yo way try garnu parla jasto chha hehe...........
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Re: leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 8l-l@! Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:12 pm
Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!
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