u will laugh on this!!!

Film Director: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft.
Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.
director: Don't worry there is no water.

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euta art exhibition bhayecha re bhrikutimandap ma,,,
ani ek jana manchey ley bhanecha-" achhiii chya kasto naramro painting ho yo,,yeslai nikalera fallihall " bhaneycha,,
ani pachi ke bhayo bhanera staff ayecha ra bhaneycha-" sorry sir malai maff garnus tyo ta mirror ho" hehhe

hehe nice yar keep on posting better to post jokes at LTF jokes collection man anyway hehe

the second one was nice......keep on posting...will b glad to see that...

hah ajzone ko daro raecha,, lala mero joke suna.

BILL GATES CHHAI MARECHA RE,,, ANI BHAGWAN LEY USLEY RAMRO KAAM , NARAMRO KAAM DUBAI GARYO BHANERA HEAVEN JANEY KI HELL JANEY BHANERA SODECHA.... ANI BILL GATES LEY MA HEAVEN PANI HERCHU ANI HELL PANI HERCHU ANI BALLA DECISION GARCHU BHANECHA,, ANI PAHILA,, HELL GAYECHA, TEHA TA PURA MAZZA KO VIEW DEKEHCHA,, ALL HOT GALS,, IN SWIIMING POOL, HAVING FUN, DANCE PARTY AND ALL,, MAZZA KO ENV, RAECHA,, ANI HEAVEN PANI HERECHA,, TEHA CHHAI ANGEL HARU GUITAR BAJAUDAI RAECHA,, ,,,ANI BILL GATES LEY BARU HELL NAI JANCHU BHANECHA RA HELL MA PURAIDECHA,, TEHA TA OOOOOO TESLAI DEVIL HARU LEY ARROW LEY TORTURE GARECHA, FIRE MA PILDECHA,, ANI HE WAS SURPIRSED ,, AND ASKED TO GOD,, OIEE GOD AGI TA HELL MA YESTO THIYENA ,,, AND GOD SMILED AND SAID-" AGI KO WAS JUST A SCREENSAVER" HEHEHEHEH

la ma bhanchhu hai ta euta:
ekdin race bhairaraichha hai. ani kharayo ta ka mathi pugisakyo but kachhuwa ta dherai nai pachhadi thyo . still aafnai pacema hidirathyo kachhuwa hai. ani ekchhinpachhi usle earthworm dekhechha, saki nasaki daudina khoji rako. so tyo kachhuwalai tyo earthwormko maya lagechha ra usle teslai aaija mero dhadmathi chad bhanechha ani lift diyechha. yesari kachhuwale earthwormlai bokera lift dirathyo hai. ekchhin pachhi ta feri usle ant lai dekhechha, tyo ant pani saki nasaki daudine prayas garirathyo ani tesko ni maya lagechha ra kachhuwalw teslai pani lift diyechha. ani tespachhi antle earthwormlai "namaste" bhanyo hai. tespachhi tyo earthwormle antlai k bhanyo thaha chha? hold it tight hai. yo kachhuwa ta ekdum chhito daguddo raichha. hehe

hehe hasayo yo le ta sarai hehe

lol kharayo ko role chainah raecha,,,,hehe

ata kharayo ta kata harayo huh hehe

kharayo ta kata ho kata harayo ni racema.......
destination pugera coke lira hola ahile ta.
hehe.....

lol ha ha ha.. great yo smiley chai rakhne kasari lol ko smiley rakhna khojeko ta rakhnai ayena....

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