leisuretime jokes collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!



2.Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours

3.A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.

Know why???????

Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true

Mari got married and had 9 children. Soon after the last child was born
her husband died. After some months, she remarried and with him, she had another 11 children.
Then as Maria died of old age, people gather at her funeral. The priest looked at Maria and said, "At least, they're finally together."
A man standing next to the priest asked, "Excuse me, but do you mean
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

hah aj_zone that was koooolll hahha

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ????,
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”

hehe nic one...

hehe senorira nice one hehe

suziena, u got a nice joke.. hehe wat a way to propose without any fear of rejection..hehe

tei ta ma pani yo way try garnu parla jasto chha hehe...........

Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!